this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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