Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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