So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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