doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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