So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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