They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You took a bar mat shot.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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