Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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