Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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