Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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