Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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