She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
