Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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