Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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