Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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