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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?

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• (707): View more from California

  The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.

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• (323): View more from California

  Put some vodka in it

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  Its 7am

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  put some vodka in it

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"

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• (831): View more from California

  My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Shame - the story of my life.

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