Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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