Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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