Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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