Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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