How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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