franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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