belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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