he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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