I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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