He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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