There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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