used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Still dying that you shit outside
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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