i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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