I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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