we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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