You work out of a Hotel?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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