As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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