i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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