kristin has been a bad kristin
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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