Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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