i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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