she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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