I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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