we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
