so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize
