Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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