Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
i need some magic done to my vagina
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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