Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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