are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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