Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My ass is underappreciated
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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