They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
