i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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