life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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