marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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