i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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