Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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