that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
