): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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